It really isn't funny-but everytime I think of these they make me laugh out loud.
1-James has a Toy Story Woody doll he got as a gift last year. The legs are really floppy and loose. Yesterday he and Jake were making Woody and Keko (his toy monkey) dance to the tune of Itsy Bitsy Spider from his Fisher Price piano. Everything was fine and dandy until one of Woody's legs swung up and "kicked" James in the head above his eye.
2-For his first birthday, my inlaws bought James, Tickle Me Elmo Extreme. One time after "tickling" Elmo, James decided to give him a hug, just as Elmo bent over to start laughing and rolling around. Elmo's ultra hard plastic(?) eyeballs smashed James right in the mouth/teeth. Elmo was not so funny anymore.