(It's about time I do one of these again!)
The Substitute Science Teacher (for Illustration Friday)
One day when I was in 11th grade Chemistry, we had a substitute teacher. He explained to us what to do, how to do it, reminded us about safety and wearing our goggles and sent us off to work. My lab partner Dave showed up late to class and upon entering the room and reading the chalk board shouted out "Who the hell wrote 'GOOGLES' on the board?" After the sub reprimanded Dave and sent him off to work, he quietly made his way to the board and began erasing.