...when I rearrange the dishes he puts in the dishwasher. But then he does crap like this:
Really? You couldn't move a few things around? He insisted that was a joke but I don't think so as he's used similar "loading techniques" before.
This is the same guy who comes in the house, takes his sneakers off, and leaves them on the floor in FRONT of the shoe rack. Every day. Even when there is space on the top shelf for them. Then he throws his jacket on the banister and walks past the closet to the kitchen for dinner. Nice.