Thursday, October 04, 2007

Thursday Thirteen 10/04/07

13 Totally Terrible Pick Up Lines

Who knew there were so many terrible, horrible, pick-up lines? Please tell me that people don't really try these! What's the worst one you've ever heard? Or what's the worst one you've ever tried?

1. Is your name Daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!!!

2. Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

3. I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?

4. If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

5. Hey, you've got a lawyer's ass. Yip, it's firm.

6. Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?

7. Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me!

8. Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.

9. If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?

10. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

11. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

12. Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

13. Which one of the Spice girls are you?

You can check out The Most Complete and Most Useless Collection of Pick Up Lines for over five hundred pick-up lines contained in nine categories. Yes-they are categorized!


Sniz said...

Uh...yeah...If someone tried any of these on me, they'd be so bruised in a certain area that they couldn't make good on their "ideas"!

Bloggers said...

So funny. I think I would be in shock if anyone actually said any of these to me.

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Working at Home Mom

Jessica said...

I have an answer for #13: "Married Spice." There are so many other possibilities:

Get out of My Face Spice
Not in a Million Years Spice
Psycho Spice
Bitchy Spice

PinkJeweledCat said...

"I've lost my teddybear. Will you sleep with me?"

I'd never say yes to that sort of line, but it is at least not quite so raunchy as some can get. This was a funny list to read. Ta for now dahling!

Stien & Andi said...

Ow god, no! These are priceless! I think I would burst into laughter if anyone would use 1 of these on me, hahahaha!
Great TT! :-D

Kendra said...

oh my gosh, those are soooo bad! happy TT!

Carrie Lofty said...

#12 has the added bonus of telling us how old the dipshit is :)

Wolfie said...

Oh dear..if someone tries tat on me..*slap*..Hahaa..

karen said...

so glad i'm not single anymore!

Nicholas said...

Very funny list. I'm glad I never used any of them.

Jen to da fer said...

That was a blast reading them! I've heard some beauts before. I always had to laugh at the guy, and ask if he was for real, and then walk (or run in some cases) away!

Here's some I've heard of before:
"I love math! Let's add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!"

"Hey, does the carpet match the curtains?" Yes, this one someone actually said to my red-haired friend while we were out clubbing.

"Is your father a thief? Because I think he stole the stars from the sky, and put them in your eyes."

And for the Spice Girl comment: How about... "I'm going to kick you in your nuts Spice!"

Jana said...

Here's a terrible one for you. WAY back when, when I was a young girl, I was cruising and this cute guy hanging out the passenger window hollered and said his buddy wanted to know if I had any tits under the blouse I was wearing. I said YES I DO, wanna see them? He said he did...we dated a few times, he gave me crabs as a parting gift. NEATO huh?