Who knew there were so many terrible, horrible, pick-up lines? Please tell me that people don't really try these! What's the worst one you've ever heard? Or what's the worst one you've ever tried?
1. Is your name Daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!!!
2. Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
3. I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
4. If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
5. Hey, you've got a lawyer's ass. Yip, it's firm.
6. Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
7. Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me!
8. Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
9. If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?
10. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
11. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
12. Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
13. Which one of the Spice girls are you?
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