-Overheard outside of Kohl's:
(angry father) "NO! We have to leave because your brother pissed his pants like an infant"
-The first thing James does when he enters our bedroom is to crawl straight to Jake's nightstand so he can rummage through the drawer and pull out an old bottle of Lamisil athlete's foot spray. If I let him, he'd carry that baby around the whole house. I don't get his attraction to it.
-Anyone want to give me (as in for-free) a Dyson vacuum? Pretty greedy huh? Yeah-I don't think I deserve it either but I'm sick of my vacuum sucking not in a productive way.
-I think I could write a book about dieting. I know all the things I should do and all the things I should not do. That being said, why aren't I doing what I am supposed to and losing weight?
-Yay! Pumpkin spice lattes and fraps are back. Wonder what the story is behind the Starbucks logo and name? Every time I see it, the woman reminds me of a mermaid. What is it she is holding, fish tails? But what would a mermaid have to do with coffee? Especially a queen mermaid with a star crown. Caffeine cannot be good for her tail and fins.
-Sign in front of 4 wheel barrows full of fire wood:
"$5.00 a Barrel"