Beth said, "I'm sure that Chris and I would remain very good friends, and I may even loan him my yoga pants, but I really prefer the people I sleep with to have a penis, so the marriage would definitely be over." I ditto that answer. Especially about the "people I sleep with" part. I will love Jake forever, but things would have to change. And-I'm sure if roles were reversed and I became a man, Jake would feel the same way. Ewww.
2. Did you ever have sex on your parents' bed? And, if so, do your parents read this blog? And if they do are they going to totally freak out when they find out? :)
No and no, which means no.
3. Do you, or have you ever watched porn with
Yes I have. And, as single, unmarried people sneaking around to watch it at 2am with his parents asleep in the next room, yeah, maybe it was a little hot. But now, I mostly find it annoying and stupid. Especially when I am tired and just want to go to sleep or when I've finished the dishes, put James to bed and just want to finally relax in front of the tv and Jake says, "look honey" like he accidentally found the porn channel.
4. I believe I remember reading at Chris' site that he carrys around a bottlecap you told him to keep forever, do you have anything you hang on to and plan to forever?
While I get super annoyed by clutter and prefer a more minimalist approach to "stuff" in our home, I am guilty of hanging on to stuff. (But not as bad at Jake!) The stuff I hang on to though, tends to have sentimental value. For example: 6-7 years ago while Jake lived in PA and I in NY, I bought a 150 minute, refillable, Sprint calling card from K-mart so we could talk long distance. Many times, Jake would surprise me and refill the card since he worked full time and I only worked part time as a substitute teacher. I'll never use the card again, but can't bear to shred it or throw it out thinking about those days and our long distance relationship. *I just checked the card and while you can still call the 1-800 no. on it, the 10 digit card number is invalid. So I couldn't even use it if I wanted to.*
5. List the things you have done that are illegal.
Hmmm. I'm pretty much a goody two shoes. (You can tell since my family doesn't read my blog yet I still didn't get too down and dirty in the questions I answered) But these are my worst offenses: speeding *gasp*, underage drinking *no*, trespassing on private property *OMG!*, I once hit a parked car (there was no damage to either vehicle) so I fled the scene, I've copied other peoples cds, made copies of movies, downloaded music from the internet and while I worked at a convenience store, there were a few times where I didn't pay for a pop or 25 cent bag of chips on break. I didn't feel too bad about it since the other employees I worked with were leaving the store with six packs of beer, wine coolers, or smokes when their shift ended. But I never stole money! Yeah I'm pretty boring when it comes to illegal stuff.
So there it is. Five more things you didn't know about me. Who wants to go next?